Dad joke alert!!
Jokes
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An in-vest-igator.
What do you call a rocket that never hits its mark?
A miss-ile.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Sorry, I’m still working on it.
What do you call a robbery at the fruit store?
A str-robbery.
Why is dark spelled with a “K” and not “C”?
Because you can’t “C” in the dark.
Why did the calender factory fire one of its workers?
He took a day off.
What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What’s more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
How much room does it take for fungus to grow?
As mushroom as possible.
Why should you never write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless.
Which country has the most diseases?
Germ-many.
A blog post by:Narain Sarvesh.A of 8 F
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💜💜 Omigod, this was sooooo funny!!! Loved it up to Olympus and back!! I really like dad jokes. Jin of BTS has a habit of cracking so many.
ReplyDeleteIt was awesomeeeee!!!
My favorite was the 'nobody knows' one, though Idk why
ReplyDeleteThanks for commenting!!
Deletemeans a lot <3
Da pleasure is mine! It was so much fun
DeleteWOW! These jokes r really amazing . It relieved my mind from all the stress i had, waiting for ur next post.
ReplyDeleteAMAZING!!!!!
ReplyDeletethese are literally all the jokes my dad does and im not kidding! (kinda gets annoying!)
anyway loved you post!!
keep rocking!!!!
your faithful reader,
Pranavaa xx
and I though 'dad jokes' was just an expression!
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Wow, I laughed my guts out. I liked every single jokes. These jokes are amazing👍👍👍👍 ✌
ReplyDeleteI guarantee that these dad jokes will absolutely make anyone giggle.🤣loved these jokes.
ReplyDeleteWow 😲 your class is just rocking ☺️ keep it up. This is really awesome ❤️ and waituling for more like this
ReplyDeleteFunny jokes........
ReplyDeleteawesome and nice.............
Funny jokes I fell down and laughed
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DeleteLmao!
Happens to me, too. I fall down while laughing sometimes
Yea, Jin from BTS has a habit of cracking these and I got a habit too. But my friends just shake their head when I crack these jokes. Well I'll tell you one: How do you make an egg cry?
ReplyDeleteYou beat it black and blue!
This post was *chief's kiss* really
DeleteBy this post I meant your post.
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